WTF?! Are You Serious?!
I'm sitting in class right now typing up a paper when a stereotypical nerdy girl sits down by a not so stereotypical nerdy guy. The guy, who is wide and short in stature, introduces himself to the nerdy girl and they begin to hit it off. The girl, who is wearing an elvin-styled headband similar to LOTR, is subtly laughing at the guy's jokes and the guy is doing a deep belly laugh to everything she, and he, is saying...a laugh that is very similar to how I imagine Santa Clause to laugh (or a troll.) Anyhow, somehow the topic of marriage comes up and she states that she is married (-50 HP to Mr. Clause's ego by elven attack.) This critical hit is evidenced by his physical attributes with his eyes lowering and his head drifting down, the elf notices this and states:
"Well I'm married on Wednesday and Thursdays when my husband's home, but the other days, well, it depends on how cute the guy is."
NOW, this is a very bold statement from a chubby elf, but she says it confidently and the male troll replies:
"That's good to know," and smiles contently.
She notices his uplift in attitude and asks if he has a girlfriend in which he (unsurprisingly) replies, "No."
Now here's the punchline, so don't miss it, and please picture this.
They both smile and look down and she says:
"Good to know."
Ok, now, is this a modern day romance story between an elf and a troll that I just witnessed? How would the male elf back home feel about his elven princess flirting with a troll, his utmost nemesis!
For generations elves and trolls have fought for dominance of the forest and these two have just shifted the balance. I just witnessed a live action Romeo and Juliet between two mythological creatures. Their families (and respective species) would never condone their love, but they don't care, they're gonna do it! They're gonna show the world that trolls and elves can live in harmony and darnit, THEY CAN LOVE!
I hope this experience has been as uplifting for you as it has been for me.
Ryan
Currently listening:
Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
By New Radicals
Release date: 1998-10-20
I'm sitting in class right now typing up a paper when a stereotypical nerdy girl sits down by a not so stereotypical nerdy guy. The guy, who is wide and short in stature, introduces himself to the nerdy girl and they begin to hit it off. The girl, who is wearing an elvin-styled headband similar to LOTR, is subtly laughing at the guy's jokes and the guy is doing a deep belly laugh to everything she, and he, is saying...a laugh that is very similar to how I imagine Santa Clause to laugh (or a troll.) Anyhow, somehow the topic of marriage comes up and she states that she is married (-50 HP to Mr. Clause's ego by elven attack.) This critical hit is evidenced by his physical attributes with his eyes lowering and his head drifting down, the elf notices this and states:
"Well I'm married on Wednesday and Thursdays when my husband's home, but the other days, well, it depends on how cute the guy is."
NOW, this is a very bold statement from a chubby elf, but she says it confidently and the male troll replies:
"That's good to know," and smiles contently.
She notices his uplift in attitude and asks if he has a girlfriend in which he (unsurprisingly) replies, "No."
Now here's the punchline, so don't miss it, and please picture this.
They both smile and look down and she says:
"Good to know."
Ok, now, is this a modern day romance story between an elf and a troll that I just witnessed? How would the male elf back home feel about his elven princess flirting with a troll, his utmost nemesis!
For generations elves and trolls have fought for dominance of the forest and these two have just shifted the balance. I just witnessed a live action Romeo and Juliet between two mythological creatures. Their families (and respective species) would never condone their love, but they don't care, they're gonna do it! They're gonna show the world that trolls and elves can live in harmony and darnit, THEY CAN LOVE!
I hope this experience has been as uplifting for you as it has been for me.
Ryan
Currently listening:Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
By New Radicals
Release date: 1998-10-20
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